Kona is a marketer by day, and some lady who watches Hulu and goes to sleep by night. She is the mother of a four-year-old son who is obsessed with superheroes and sneaks into her room when she’s sleeping and steals her iPad. She co-parents with her son’s father, who lives approximately two miles away and still hangs out with her parents. A few mini-nervous breakdowns around the time she turned thirty led to her free time being spent running, playing roller derby, and trying to find the best $6 bottle of wine at Wegmans.