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July 31, 2014

A Brief List of Things I’m Going to Do While My Kid Is at My Parents’ For a Week

This came up when I Googled “moms gone wild.” Related: Don’t Google that.

-Drink.

-Day-drink

-Play my guitar at 11pm

-Yell, “I CAN MAKE ALL THIS NOISE BECAUSE MY KID ISN’T HERE!” at times when I know my roommates aren’t sleeping. Continue reading →